Behavioral Ecology Blog

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• 1 Razib // Jun 17, 2007 at 1:02 pm

  well, is looking for “arab porn” really that sick?

• 2 Matt // Jun 17, 2007 at 1:36 pm

  yeah, not too sick..What is your sickest/most perverse though?

• 3 Greg Laden // Jun 17, 2007 at 2:07 pm

  So far, I’ve got “Farming Minnesota Female…”

  What software do you use to find this?

• 4 Matt // Jun 17, 2007 at 2:16 pm

  google analytics will give you every keyword ever used..

• 5 coturnix // Jun 17, 2007 at 3:25 pm

  I posted mine….

• 6 GrrlScientist // Jun 17, 2007 at 6:29 pm

  i am still trying to figure out how to access my search terms. hopefully, i’ll have something for you by tomorrow.

• 7 Laelaps // Jun 17, 2007 at 7:18 pm

  I’ll publish the long list tomorrow, but my current favorite search term that crops up every two weeks or so is “Jeff Corwin + homosexual”

• 8 Bug_girl // Jun 17, 2007 at 8:33 pm

  I actually put those up pretty regularly, because some of them are so strange.

  entomology + flogging
  Bug dork
  tight shorts blog
  snarky entomology
  hot entomologist
  ugly frogs
  venn diagrams bugs
  human tick removal wrong

  more disturbing:
  animals raping humans
  ducks rape humans

  in context, if you really want to know:
  http://membracid.wordpress.com/2007/05/24/random-topic-thursday/
  http://membracid.wordpress.com/2007/04/19/breaking-chocolate-news/
  http://membracid.wordpress.com/2007/04/26/overheard-on-campus/
  http://membracid.wordpress.com/2007/05/12/insects-in-the-news-13/

• 9 Greg Laden // Jun 17, 2007 at 8:52 pm

  OK, I’m up and running …

  http://gregladen.com/wordpress/?p=925

• 10 Greta Christina // Jun 17, 2007 at 11:45 pm

  “Fred Flintstone having sex.”

  And I get it on a fairly regular basis. I sometimes wonder if this is a semi-common fetish, or just one person trying the same search over and over again.

  P.S. I have to wonder if “entomology + flogging” isn’t a case of Google-whacking. But one never knows. The endless possibilities of the human imagination never cease to amaze.

• 11 Richard Rosalion // Jun 18, 2007 at 1:00 am

  My personal blog has had some strange ones over time:

  “penis drawing blog”, “photos of men dicks”, “pictures of a penis drawing” and “penis drawings” all point to a post of mine about ben folds. I know I’ve had other strange ones in the past, but I never thought to take a note of them (and the logs are all gone now)

• 12 Bug_girl // Jun 18, 2007 at 3:28 am

  Oh, Er, we were supposed to post that at home?

  Sigh. I really should make a “don’t write anything online after 10pm rule.”

  Sorry. I’ll also blame my recent travels, prescription drugs, and….um…my cat?

  

• 13 Christina G // Jun 18, 2007 at 5:08 am

  Hey, clicked over from Greg Laden’s blog. I’ve got some real sicko searchers hitting my site. I don’t post that stuff anymore cause it just puts me higher in the search results, but here you go:

  “Berlin raping soldiers”
  “cheapest brothel in Dresden”
  “grandpa+grandma sex”
  “sex with grandpa”
  -and the all time sickest-
  “baby poofs Deutschland”

  I’ll need to explain the last one. In German, a “poof” is a brothel, so this sicko is looking for baby brothels.

• 14 Greg Laden // Jun 18, 2007 at 7:00 am

  This is going to do wonders for Matt’s Technorati score…

• 15 The Inoculated Mind // Jun 18, 2007 at 7:40 am

  http://www.inoculatedmind.com/?p=190 I found a few doozies.

• 16 Laurent // Jun 18, 2007 at 7:43 am

  Huh? I don’t get anything perverse at all. I really really don’t have anything like that.

  I just receive visits from gardeners willing to get rid of their snails and slugs (from French searches).

  So what wrong? Should I start using more of some keywords?

• 17 Matt // Jun 18, 2007 at 7:48 am

  Laurent- for “fun” make a post containing the words snail sex or sex with snails and see how long it takes before some sicko finds you using them…

  Both in english and in french..

• 18 Laelaps // Jun 18, 2007 at 8:05 am

  I have some of the more interesting results up now at http://laelaps.wordpress.com/2007/06/18/i-seriously-dont-know-if-jeff-corwin-is-gay-or-not/

• 19 Laelaps // Jun 18, 2007 at 8:06 am

  Oops, you can delete my last comment Matt. My list is now up here.

• 20 The Factician // Jun 18, 2007 at 8:42 am

  Mines up at:

  http://conspiracyfactory.blogspot.com/2007/06/disturbing-searches.html

  I’ve included links so that people can see the context, otherwise it would make me look like a huge weirdo, too.

  Top score for sicko search:

  “want to hurt your baby”

• 21 paddy // Jun 18, 2007 at 2:42 pm

  Today I had “in school penis measuring” - I don’t even want to imagine that…

• 22 GrrlScientist // Jun 18, 2007 at 3:40 pm

  i STILL can’t access my search terms. i feel like such a dope!

• 23 ERV // Jun 18, 2007 at 5:12 pm

  Its not just you, Grrl– I have no idea how theyre doing this.

• 24 Matt // Jun 18, 2007 at 5:16 pm

  you need to have google analytics…

• 25 Richard Rosalion // Jun 20, 2007 at 9:10 am

  You need something like google analytics, or access to your web logs…

  Google analytics won’t give you any PAST information, only info from AFTER you set it up. Personally, I used my weblogs (along with awstats) to get my search terms.

• 26 Neil // Jun 20, 2007 at 11:50 pm

  Glad to know I’m not alone.

  My post, typically late to the fore, is up here:

  http://microecos.wordpress.com/2007/06/20/sexual-inter-course/

• 27 Mo // Jun 21, 2007 at 3:13 am

  “Sex with amputees”

• 28 Blader // Jun 21, 2007 at 9:17 am

  My two most frequent search terms are:

  1) squirrel farming

  2) richard branson+copulation

  There are indeed some pretty sick puppies out there.

• 29 100 MILLIONS OF TONS // Aug 29, 2007 at 1:44 pm

  Let’s talk about economy!

  Some years ago, after organising some demonstrations for the South American Indians
  I was invited to Brazil and I went to a secret place in the Amazonian forest to receive the ad honorem degree from the University of the Forest.

  The teachers were the forest keepers, those of the sky, time and love.

  They explained me that the rain forest held the heaven and if it had been cut down, the sky would have fallen upon the earth putting an end to the time of conscience and, in this way, love would disappear forever.

  They asked me for a speech to hold during the graduation ceremony.

  I decided to talk about development and economy.

  I explained that if you seed a grain of maize, a plant will grow that will give 1000 grains so that the year yield of maize is 9999%.

  A banknote of 5 $ “planted” in a bank has a yield of 5%.

  I said that if there are hundred fish in some water, every year, leaving a hundred, you can fish at least one thousand of them, with a yield of 1000%.

  A piece of gold put in a safe stays the same the next year!

  I explained that thanks to technology, men have invented instruments with which we can transform the wind, the sun, the waves and currents into light, power and heat that are movable in the distance and with which we can supply power to useful devices.

  I explained that with a solar panel we can obtain light during the centuries. A yield of at least 100.000%.

  A litre of gasoline when burnt, is burnt for ever and has a yield of 0 approx.

  I said that cutting a bough from a tree we can obtain vegetable fibres endlessly, because the branch grows again with a yield of 10.000.000.000%.

  But if you cut the tree without seeding another, the yield is below 0, since the benefits obtained by its wood cannot ever pay off the loss of that tree.

  Because it is scientifically proved that heaven is held by the trees.

  By cutting trees, a series of devastating climate changes are triggered and in fact the sky would fall upon the earth and it will crash everyone and everything, including human beings, so that everything would end and we would all die and there won’t be a today a yesterday or a tomorrow any longer.

  “There won’t be any kind of development or economy any more. And running as far as we can will not be enough since, when everything ends, everything ends and there won’t be time not to run away”

  When all ends, there won’t be the past, the present or the future.

  For love we need a lot of past, present and future and if there is no more time to love, so there can’t be love either.

  Then I turned towards the world and said:

  “Please, if you are listening to this speech and if you are cutting a tree from the forest, stop it now!

  Take a bough, take two, but please, don’t cut the whole tree.

  If you cut a bough and you come back next year, you’ll find another.

  If you cut the tree, there is nothing else between the earth and the sky, there is nothing to hold the sky upon our head.

  If you cut the trees, the sky will fall upon your head and we are going to die: that means that there won’t be a yesterday, a today or a tomorrow and there won’t be love any more. For nobody, not even for you!

  If you truly want to cut a tree, put a seed and you’ll see another one grow”

  They clapped, they kissed me, they hug me, they shook hands, some started to cry and turned the ad honorem degree into a degree with the highest marks.

  100 MILLIONS OF TONS
  http://100-milioni-di-tonnellate.blogspot.com/2007/08/100-millions-of-tons.html

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