Behavioral Ecology Blog

A true story

“Many of our inmates have an STD or two and we fully expected Paris to be among them after seeing her many videos online,” the doctor told Dateline Hollywood. “But we did the standard entry exam and found out that her vagina is like a Petri dish of every STD the world has ever known, plus a few nobody has seen before. I have no doubt she’d be trading sex for cigarettes in no time and turn this whole facility into a quarantine zone within a week.”