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Britany Spears employed by Bush Administration

February 20th, 2007 · 7 Comments

Here is the evidence we’ve all been waiting for… The purported sex-goddess/substance abuser/mother has been working with the Bush media team to distract the all to gullible US citizens… Here are the details from the Idolator

You see, conspiracy theorists such as ourselves have long believed that the 25-year-old Spears is an off-the-books employee of the Bush administration, one who’s kept on retainer with a monthly stipend of Ding-Dongs and Captain Morgan mini-bottles. Her mission is simple: Whenever the president is facing a potentially iffy public-relations fiasco, she must steal his thunder by flailing and sputtering around in public, thereby ensuring that her name always stays atop CNN.com’s “Most Popular” story list. Her most recent public outburst–during which the singer ducked out of rehab and shaved her head–was an especially headline-grabbing feat, one that just happened to occur as Bush was announcing the reformation of al Qaeda. But to those of us who have been paying attention, it was just the latest in a long line of conveniently timed escapades:

I wonder how Mrs. Bush is taking the news???

Tags: Britany Spears · Bush · politics

7 responses so far ↓

  • 1 Anonymous // Feb 20, 2007 at 6:00 pm

    she is by no means a “sex-goddiess” EWWWW.

  • 2 Anonymous // Mar 15, 2007 at 10:01 pm

    once again a barffey freak surfaces with an opinion, wow, after another 5 years of draining your parents bank account, and leaving berkwood with a master’s, you’ll be able to build your own protest sign’s…misspells intended, thought berkeley clampett type’s would appreciate ! !
    zorro !

  • 3 Anonymous // Mar 15, 2007 at 10:11 pm

    you and obama suck ! bleeding heart dummies.

    chump !

    GO S C !

    mr. cheney

  • 4 William K. Wolfrum » Blog Archive » Bush goes to Israel to promote peace; Also, Britney Spears heads to Saudi Arabia to advise girls how to dress // Jan 9, 2008 at 6:38 am

    [...] this should work. Things oughtta really settle down over there now. In other news, Britney Spears has been sent by Bush as a special envoy to Saudi Arabia to help teach wrong girls how to dress age [...]

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